Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Bad Tattoos

Let's have a little quiz:

So you just got to college, you go out partying with your friends at some off-campus house, and you get pretty intoxicated. What do you do next?

a) Get your friends and head back home safely so that you will be ready for class tomorrow

b) Stumble into the nearest tattoo parlor and demand some ink!

If you are like 98% of college freshmen, you choose b)

Now, I know tattoos can be cool; they allow people to express themselves and can even be a personal memorial to someone. However, some of the crap that people put on themselves is just plain awful.

This guy must have been pretty drunk.

The best part about all of this is that tattoos stick with you FOREVER. When I am at a Little League sporting event and I have nothing to do, I play a little game called "How many MILF's in the vicinity have visible tattoo?" These college drop-outs are now soccer moms and have married some rich guy and have tons of money, but the remnants of the past still linger.

So, I guess what I am trying to get at, is that when you teenagers out there go to college, don't be those people who get awful tattoos. Do piercings instead:

It worked for Xerxes!


  1. Xerxes did NOT have that many peircings. Persians wouldn't have approved. 300 sucks.

  2. Xerxes conquered Thermopylae. The Spartans may have been pretty BA, but Xerxes's guys won in the long run.

  3. Xerxes is the name of my first born