"Representin' Area Codes"

Our grandparents represented the United States and all of the ideals of freedom, democracy, and liberty when they stormed Omaha Beach. They tore through enemy fire and trudged on after they saw their friends get brutally slaughtered, all in a valiant effort to stop the plague of facism that was rapidly spreading across the European continent.

What do today's youth represent?


Telephone Area Codes





One needs to look no further than the nearest middle school bus stop to see a growing trend that is plaguing our youth:


[White Kid #1] "Yo, man who you reppin'"


[Wite Kid #2] "Bro, I got the 703, ain't nowhere else to be" (throws up gang sign)


If these kids somehow end up on the front lines of some future conflict, we are toast.


But it doesn't stop at the bus stops. Oh no, no, no. This problem is much more widespread


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHOQ9lkfh9k


THERE IS A FRICKIN' RAP GROUP NAMED AFTER THE AREA CODE IN NEW ORLEANS


Where will it end?