Aunt Mildred's gift is the last one you will open this Christmas. After not getting that Xbox from mom and dad and having Grandma knit you a sweater you are thinking this Christmas is a wash. But wait! There is still one last chance:
Aunt Mildred's gift.
Everyone is watching you as you gently rip back the paper. What could it be? You can't wait any longer and rip off the wrapping in a fury.
You just got a pair of fucking tube socks.
Aunt Mildred's gift.
Everyone is watching you as you gently rip back the paper. What could it be? You can't wait any longer and rip off the wrapping in a fury.
You just got a pair of fucking tube socks.
You think that's horrible! Cheap relatives always think girls love body soap sets so for the past 17 years I have been receiving body soap sets that contain, lotion, body wash, soap, and a frilly loofah, ugh!!!
ReplyDeleteReally if you think of it the gift is saying you need to shower! I've talked to a lot of gal pals and they all agree...
BATH SETS SUCK!