Friday, March 20, 2009

-Tube Socks

Aunt Mildred's gift is the last one you will open this Christmas. After not getting that Xbox from mom and dad and having Grandma knit you a sweater you are thinking this Christmas is a wash. But wait! There is still one last chance:

Aunt Mildred's gift.

Everyone is watching you as you gently rip back the paper. What could it be? You can't wait any longer and rip off the wrapping in a fury.

You just got a pair of fucking tube socks.

1 comment:

  1. You think that's horrible! Cheap relatives always think girls love body soap sets so for the past 17 years I have been receiving body soap sets that contain, lotion, body wash, soap, and a frilly loofah, ugh!!!

    Really if you think of it the gift is saying you need to shower! I've talked to a lot of gal pals and they all agree...